At the Devil’s Door

Possession movies are nothing new and “At the Devil’s Door” is no exception.  In this tiresome film, the Devil is on the loose looking to make a baby and later a mother.  Like Zeus, the Devil appears to be the love’em and leave’em type. What I’ve learned from watching this movie:

Possessed girls make terrible baby-sitters, The Devil does not like family photos, and the going rate for soul’s in the 80’s was $500.

I just saved you 91 minutes of your life. Skip it.

Gates of Darkness

Gloomy Gus, Stephen laments the normies and football practice in a Catholic school.

This movie has a largely directionless plot that plods along in an attempt to tell its story. To remedy this small shortcoming, “Gates of Darkness” attempts to pull you back in by throwing a lot of WTF at you at the end.

Honestly this would be a good candidate for a MST3K party with friends. For that I’d recommend it, but not for any other propose.